St.Lucia Carnival 2008: Dennery Carnival Official Launch

Dennery Carnival Official Launch
Sunday June 15, 2008
Block Party on High Street, Dennery, St.Lucia
Performers: Ashanti, Ilah Man and Frost (The Viking) and others.
DENNERY CARNIVAL LAUNCH DISCLAIMER:
 THE DENNERY CARNIVAL COMMITTEE SHALL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYONE HAVING AN INSANE AMOUNT OF FUN AT THE AFOREMENTIONED EVENT. ATTENDANCE OF THIS EVENT SHALL BE TAKEN TO MEAN THAT THE INDIVIDUAL REALIZES THE SHEAR AMOUNT OF FUN TO BE HAD AT THIS EVENT WILL BE UNBELIEVABLE. ANY PERSON NOT HAVING FUN WILL BE ASSUMED TO HAVE NO CARNIVAL SPIRIT AND IS THUS ASKED TO TAKE A HARD LONG LOOK AT HIS OR HER SELF. ANYONE ATTENDING THE EVENT WITH THE INTENTION TO STOP ANY INDIVIDUAL FROM HAVING FUN WILL BE SUBJECT TO NO LESS THAN ONE WEEK IN CALYPSO JAIL. ALL INDIVIDUALS NAMED "SUZETTE" SHALL SEEK THE FULL PERMISSION OF THEIR PARENT(S)/GUARDIAN BEFORE ATTENDING THIS EVENT. THIS EVENT IS FREE. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR A FREE PASS TO THIS FREE EVENT. PLEASE SUPPORT THE BOOTHS OF THE BANDS TRYING TO RAISE FUNDS TO MAKE THE PARADE A SPECIAL ONE. ANYONE NOT SUPPORTING THE BOOTHS OF A BAND AND SOURCING ITEMS ELSEWHERE SHALL BE DEEMED UNCOOL. IT IS NOT COOL TO BE UNCOOL. THIS EMAIL WILL EXPLODE IN YOUR INBOX IF YOU DO NOT FORWARD THIS TO ALL THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW.


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3 comments

  1. You also feature the lil carnivals too?? Great! Funny disclaimer esp @ suzette.

    Have you ever been to any other district carnivals besides Castries Ms. Ny???

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  2. I have never participated in district Carnivals. Yet, Dennery's disclaimer was genius. I admired their gusto! Certainly now, Dennery is a town I want to go visit.

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  3. lol Rather CREATIVE marketing, I wish them success and hope the product delivered is just as impressive as that disclaimer.

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